Wednesday, 9 January 2008
AAAAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS!
- I miss watching this show on Nickelodeon
Anyway, I met the REAL monster yesterday morning.
I was putting on my make up when I felt something around my toes.
I looked down and there was his freakingly huge cockroach.
Thank goodness Nick was awake and came to my rescue the moment I screamed.
While he sprayed it with Sheltox I couldn't stop hopping, my feet disgusted at the unbearable fact that a cockroach touched it.
Then Nick took Syluie's Bio text and threw it right on the stupid creature.
Oh the irony. The book about living things and such brought the cockroach to its death.
It took the courage of three to retrieve the carcass, though a large part of the undertaking job was done by Nick.
Lifting up the once-important-now-disgusting text book and sweeping the smashed body into the bin.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
I hate cockroaches!
And now I cannot stop thinking of them crawling around.
They've been traumatising me all through my life.
Once, one of them hid in my shoe and I didn't know till I WALKED WITH IT DOWNSTAIRS.
I got so terrified when I saw feelers in my shoe after feeling something moving.
I left my shoes downstairs, ran up barefooted and asked my Dad to "GET IT OUT FOR ME!!!".
The funny part was seeing him run down wearing my mother's heels cos we were in such a hurry.
HAHAHAHA!!
Anyway, this is silly but a note to my tiny enemies:
You stop fornicating!!!!!
16 babies come out of you each time and it's not like we need or want anymore of you around!
In the meantime while the no-mating thing commences, don't be stupid and go hide in your hell hole.
As long as they are not in my house.
If you're out of sight, you save your own life and a lot of trouble for us humans.
Oh and a word of advice, approach campfires when you see one to experience what your life will be like when you die!
Please pass on the word to your other friends, you bitch!
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